Today I took the boys to the library, only Alex has an interesting way of pronouncing it. The more I hear him say it the more I think I'm getting ready to open a business:
Come cry in your beer AND a good book.
Home of the well-read bartender.
Borrow a book, keep the beer.
The place to drink alone with others.
What's your idea for a slogan? (No prizes. Puh-leeze!)