Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
I also got an email that said I was being sent a very "small" prize. Methinks I should make room in my cabinet for a Nightline coffee mug. And no, the email was not sent from Ted Koppel or whoever is the host these days. Rather, my theory is that "Eric" is a college intern who got the assignment back in September and it is just now getting through all the red tape that must surely be required to get a page on abcnews.com. I can hear it now:
ABC Bigwig: "We need more hits on our website."
ABC Sorta Bigwig: "I know, sir, we're having brainstorming sessions as we speak to figure out what we can do..."
ABC Bigwig: "How about a contest. People love contests. Contests are good. Look at that Idol show. Now that's a contest..."
ABC Sorta Bigwig: "Sir, that's a television show. Ours is a website."
ABC Bigwig: "Whatever. Jordin, wow, she's really good. Explain to me what beat-boxing is anyway."
ABC Sorta Bigwig: "Not-a-Bigwig just got a new intern: Eric Somebody. Maybe he can get him working on it."
ABC Bigwig: "Good, make it happen. And set me up with Paula Abdul...I hear she's single and looking."
ABC Sorta Bigwig: "Right, sir, I'm on it."
And thus, the Nightline Caption Contest is born... Thank you, fans!
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
So please, both of you Home Team fans go there now and vote for mine! Even if you don't think it's the funniest. Pretty please?! And if you do, leave a comment here, mmmmmm-kay?!
P.S. The caption entry has my entire true name and hometown out there, so if you know me only anonymously, vote for me and then forget you saw that and don't steal my identity or my children.
2. Buy this.
3. Never be without a greeting card again. Need a closeup?
Here are the details:
-- There are 50 cards in the box. Those who know me know my extremely limited math skills, but I believe at $9.99 for the box, that's a mere 20 cents per card.
-- Envelopes are included.
-- The cards are textured with a matte finish. I think this makes them look "richer." Since they are from the crafty-craft store, I'm sure they can be embellished, stamped, punched, and whatever other craft wizardry you people do who have more time (and desire) on your hands than me.
-- The cards are blank inside so get thee some creativity and write your sentiment from the heart. No one ever reads the preprinted notes anyway!
-- I've not had an occasion yet that one of these cards didn't fit: birthday, graduations, new baby, etc. And there are designs that are masculine, as well.
-- If you are reading this and you receive one of these cards from me, you now know how excited I am to be sending you a card AND saving money.
For more very useful Works for Me tips, visit the WFMW queen herself at Rocks in My Dryer.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
1. I got what I think is possibly the best haircut of my life. I won it at a silent auction at our church and "Damon" doesn't know it but I was the only bidder. I sat down in his chair and as he took the scrunchy out and my hair just sort of stayed up, he says "...oh, honey, the Lord sent you to me..." He proceeded to whack away ala Edward Scissorhands and I came away with a new hip 'do that I love. Despite the fact that he wondered aloud why all his clients have "problem hair," I will be going back to him in a few months.
2. Son 1 and Son 2 got through the week with no major injuries, but Son 2's head met with my brow which caused tears. From me.
3. My newly-planted hydrangea is still alive. This is news. I will post pics soon.
4. The scale says I lost 10 pounds! And, no, it is not broken.
5. I can't believe Melinda Doolittle isn't on AI anymore. And I got to watch about seven minutes of "The Office."
Yep, that's all the excitement here lately. Be sure to visit again for another riveting installment...
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Friday, May 11, 2007
Me: "What do you think's going on at the church?"
Hubs: "Don't know, funeral??
Me: "Either that or a wedding..."
Hubs: "Harrumph. Either way your life is over..."
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
1. What was your favorite outfit in 1987? The one you wore every time you could and made sure was washed for those nights out on the town?
I had an unlimited supply of shaker-knit sweaters in the mid- to late 80s so I could always fall back on one of those with my jeans and Huaraches. And I had a lavender long-sleeve shirt that had puffy sleeves, a la, Seinfeld but not as cute. Yeah, I thought I was original in that shirt, when really the reason I felt that way was because NO ONE ELSE HAD ONE. Didn’t get clued in on that mistake until about 1989.
2. Have you achieved three of your life goals?
Yes: graduated from college, married the man of my dreams, became a mom. I’m starting to let go of “...become an Olympic figure skater…” and I haven't given up on "...make money as a photographer..."
3. Do you ever fly in your dreams? If so, how do you take off ( e.g., jump, run & jump, lift up off the ground, etc.)?
I do fly in my dreams! It’s been a while; I wish I knew what life events triggered that dream because I always wake up invigorated. I tend to run and jump. Like a gazelle. A gazelle on steroids. A gazelle on steroids with the wind at his back. Oh…it’s a fun dream!
4. You have five minutes to pack up and leave. What stays and what goes?
What goes: contact case and solution, eye-makeup remover, eye glasses. Sight is an important thing to me. Son 1 and Son 2. One diaper. One sippy cup. Husband. If it is a permanent exit, husband gets to take a bottle of water and my 30-odd photo albums. Purse. ALWAYS my purse. And a cell phone charger. And my computer. And my calendar!!
What stays: who cares? As long as I have my calendar.
5. Your family is being transferred. You get to pick where you'd like to live, but it can't be in the United States. Where do you choose?
A tough one. I do not want to learn a new language. So I’m going to Mexico; when I get there they will change all their literature, signs, forms, and grocery items in the whole country to English.