...and so I'm waiting for our food at the register and the boys are sitting at a table and I look over and nearly screamed ala Monica Geller: they had discovered that some people dispose of their chewing gum on the underside of a table.
And this chewing gum was still fresh and they were pulling it like a two-man taffy machine.
I tried not to mow over any patrons on my way to the bathroom with them to wash their hands.
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Hey! At least they weren't chewing it!
This restaurant must be across the street from a junior high school? I remember at one school I went to, the penalty for chewing gum in class was to remove used wads from under desks.
BV
My son made the same discovery at the high school I used to work at. Only he discovered used chewing gum in a locker and did start chewing it. He also licked the salt off a slug I was killing on our sidewalk once. I could also really cross the line and tell you about a certain item he pulled out of the garbage can and proceeded to put in his mouth, but I don't want to get flagged.
I think I'll stay anonymous this time.
Ewwwww!!!
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