Is anyone still here?
Yeah, that would be me in mid-December arriving to the Harry Potter party about eight years late. The important thing is I'm here now and half-way through The Sorcerer's Stone. "Half-way?!" you say? Yeah, that's right. HALF. It's what happens when you wait until one eye's already shut to start reading.
Anyway, I've got a Potter question for you, since I know there are peoples who read me who know these books well:
Without giving up too much information, when can I expect the Dursley's to come back into the picture?
They are too juicy to just leave hanging and puh-leeese tell me they get theirs at some point.
Okay, that's all I want to know, really. Except...
No, really, that's all.