Apparently this is the same guy who saved Sean Preston's life when Britney almost dropped him about a year ago. Although considering this is Britney Spears, saving Sean Preston's life probably isn't that big a deal. The 7-Eleven guy who found him in the hot dog case has saved his life. As has the cabbie who noticed him on the hood of the car. I saved his life twice this morning on my way to get coffee.
If you've laid awake nights wondering what the Home Team considers quality humor, this would be an example. Now I've never been one to by a Star magazine or any other rag at the checkout stand, lord, someone might see me! And those mags cost money!
But I do visit daily the site where I got this little excerpt about Britney "I-only-exist-for-the-rags" Spears. In fact, most of the stories there are about her and Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian (only because of her enormous backside). This week they did post some very adorable pics of Suri Cruise (could she be anything but?).
WARNING: the site is not for the faint of heart or easily offended. This guy sprinkles in innuendo with almost every post and some photos are NSFW (not suitable for work and/or kids' computers). But he always warns you about those first...
Okay, so I know you're dying to not go there, so don't.
P.S. My excuse for wanting to keep up with Britney Spears so much is that her older baby, Sean Preston, is two days older than Alex. Maybe I feel I must be there in spirit for the poor child...
I did it and I got drawn in. Thanks a lot. I also saw a suspiciously Home-Team sounding comment posted out there...
"I am sorry to be a thorn in your side, I read and love your blog every day you post, but paparazzi is plural and the singular is paparrazzo. There was only one dude knocked out unconscious."
That was you, wasn't it?
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