No, really, I do have hair on the other side of my head. And in the back. The rest of it looks pretty much the same as my profile pic on the right side of this page so I didn't see much point in posting a pic of my hair down.
(Cool trick: making a photo black and white and fuzzing it up a little goes a long way to hide bloodshot eyes that occur when photographing yourself at midnight. But apparently does nothing for dark circles.)