Mom #1: Did you see Christine just now?
Mom #2: Just said hi to her in the hallway.
Mom #1: So you just saw the front of her, not the back?
Mom #2: Yeah, why?
Mom #1: Seriously?! Well, someone must have finally broken the news to her about scrunchies.
Mom #2: Nooooo! Really?!! Are you sure??
Mom #1: If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'! She's NOT wearing a scrunchie today.
Mom #2: Wow, and she even knows how outdated they are because I think she's seen that Seinfeld episode about the girl with the velvet scrunchie...from like 1994 or so?
(laughter from both)
Mom #1: I know, back when we were in junior high?!
Mom #2: I really thought I'd never see the day she didn't wear one.
Mom #1: I know.
Mom #2: Think we should save her from those black jeans?